31 October 2009

HELLoween Special!


When the graveyards are filled and
there is a big waiting list for
accomodation in Hell. The Prince of
Darkness devised a gruesome scheme
to release some of the unwanted back
into the human world for Halloween.
To save space, a number of the dead
were bunched up together to form one.
Confusedly born into the world again
this chap can harldy understand how
to walk which makes crossing roads
an especially dangerous thing when
it would trips over again and struggle
to hurl itselves back up. So it just lies
there waiting to be road kill
and another its trip back to Hell!

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